Sure Thing

Reading Phonetically in Public

Chew half a pack of cigarettes, your wife is going off the balcony at this corporate retreat. When AI takes all the good podcasting jobs, you'll be dreaming of $5 worth of fruit.

 

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Retardé Hour at the Gay Guy Factory

This episode artwork is a photo I took at my psychiatrist's office, right outside the ECT room for the truly mentally-based who are looking to ascend, which tickled me to no end that maybe the answer to crippling depression and anxiety disorders could lay within a coffee table book about cruising.

I also sent Wolfey a picture of my psych's waiting room to get him off my back about editing the latest ep, he thought I was in crisis but I was just refilling a script. What a dumb cunt.

This is the real episode, though the last one really heats up around the 30 minute mark. No loops, no cheating, it's all recorded live.

I feel I should give some context for Wolfey's belligerent venom towards the MICF Gala. This is a sad man's jealousy at being unable to connect with regular people in a social setting while being exiled to Perth as is revealed by the conclusion of the episode.

misn u xo

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Season 2 Dope

It's like we were never gone.

 

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Scratch Your Bottom, Touch Your Eye

Piss on a school boy and watch your social credit soar. It's a new year and time to celebrate everything you've achieved in 2021. This episode is coming to you LIVE from May.

We do a big bit on Luxury ATMs which I believe did again in another episode months later without either of us realising that we had already done it before, some of the riffs are different I think.

Released early on our Patreon at patreon.com/surething.

 

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Considtency Part 4

New, improved, regular servings of Sure Thing. This is Part 4 of a 2:40 pod. It might have come in short as I had to remove a very offensive impersonation from somewhere in there.

 

Congratulations to Alister Ryan for listening to 130 hours 51 minutes of the 74 hours 40 minutes of Sure Thing available over the past year.

 

Now this is the last part of Episode 37, but if my planning is correct we should already have at least one part of Episode 38 out, making this incredibly confusing.

 

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Considtency Part 3

New, improved, regular servings of Sure Thing. This is Part 3 of a 2:40 pod.

 

Congratulations to Alister Ryan for listening to 130 hours 51 minutes of the 74 hours 40 minutes of Sure Thing available over the past year.

 

You can listen to Part 4 early at patreon.com/surething.

 

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Considtency Part 2

New, improved, regular servings of Sure Thing. This is Part 2 of a 2:40 pod.

 

Congratulations to Alister Ryan for listening to 130 hours 51 minutes of the 74 hours 40 minutes of Sure Thing available over the past year.

 

You can listen to Part 3 early at patreon.com/surething.

 

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Considtency Part 1

New, improved, regular servings of Sure Thing. This is Part 1 of a 2:40 pod.

 

Congratulations to Alister Ryan for listening to 130 hours 51 minutes of the 74 hours 40 minutes of Sure Thing available over the past year.

 

You can listen to Part 2 early at patreon.com/surething.

 

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Nang King Massacre

A man goes into a Doctor, he says "Doc, I'm depressed, I don't think I can take it anymore, I've been thinking about killing myself". The Doctor says "Pierrot the Clown is performing tonight, that should cheer you up."

The show is sold out, the man instead spends his money on the surething.money Patreon. He necks himself, but his credit card doesn't expire until 2025 so it works out pretty good for us and we make a bit extra when I don't need to buy a t-shirt.

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Blue Light Brothel

Taking over Brigadoon one propaganda poster at a time. T-shirts now available.

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