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Scratch Your Bottom, Touch Your Eye

Scratch Your Bottom, Touch Your Eye

January 2, 2022

Piss on a school boy and watch your social credit soar. It's a new year and time to celebrate everything you've achieved in 2021. This episode is coming to you LIVE from May.

We do a big bit on Luxury ATMs which I believe did again in another episode months later without either of us realising that we had already done it before, some of the riffs are different I think.

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Considtency Part 4

Considtency Part 4

December 30, 2021
New, improved, regular servings of Sure Thing. This is Part 4 of a 2:40 pod. It might have come in short as I had to remove a very offensive impersonation from somewhere in there.
 
Congratulations to Alister Ryan for listening to 130 hours 51 minutes of the 74 hours 40 minutes of Sure Thing available over the past year.
 
Now this is the last part of Episode 37, but if my planning is correct we should already have at least one part of Episode 38 out, making this incredibly confusing.
 
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Considtency Part 3

Considtency Part 3

December 23, 2021
New, improved, regular servings of Sure Thing. This is Part 3 of a 2:40 pod.
 
Congratulations to Alister Ryan for listening to 130 hours 51 minutes of the 74 hours 40 minutes of Sure Thing available over the past year.
 
You can listen to Part 4 early at patreon.com/surething.
 
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Considtency Part 2

Considtency Part 2

December 16, 2021
New, improved, regular servings of Sure Thing. This is Part 2 of a 2:40 pod.
 
Congratulations to Alister Ryan for listening to 130 hours 51 minutes of the 74 hours 40 minutes of Sure Thing available over the past year.
 
You can listen to Part 3 early at patreon.com/surething.
 
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Considtency Part 1

Considtency Part 1

December 9, 2021
New, improved, regular servings of Sure Thing. This is Part 1 of a 2:40 pod.
 
Congratulations to Alister Ryan for listening to 130 hours 51 minutes of the 74 hours 40 minutes of Sure Thing available over the past year.
 
You can listen to Part 2 early at patreon.com/surething.
 
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Nang King Massacre

Nang King Massacre

November 24, 2021

A man goes into a Doctor, he says "Doc, I'm depressed, I don't think I can take it anymore, I've been thinking about killing myself". The Doctor says "Pierrot the Clown is performing tonight, that should cheer you up."

The show is sold out, the man instead spends his money on the surething.money Patreon. He necks himself, but his credit card doesn't expire until 2025 so it works out pretty good for us and we make a bit extra when I don't need to buy a t-shirt.

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Blue Light Brothel

Blue Light Brothel

November 7, 2021

Taking over Brigadoon one propaganda poster at a time. T-shirts now available.

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Bring Me My Machine Gun

Bring Me My Machine Gun

October 1, 2021

Debates become heated, dick-taties examined, judgement is passed. We're purging ourselves of our evils through bile and hate, spinning up the cult of personality and joining everybody down in the countryside to FASEA the music.

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Misterllaneous

Misterllaneous

August 27, 2021
Do you really identify with your gender? Give it some thought.
The Plague Doctors are doing a robbery, scouring the shelves for the Guinness World Records book and booking a ticket to join the Taliban on a team building exercise that will last the rest of their lives.
There are Chinese gulags where as many as 3 million Uyghur and other Muslim peoples have been detained.
 
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Ice Cream Cum

Ice Cream Cum

August 15, 2021

Self sucking through the glory hole in your face mask. Ouroblowus.

 

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