Sure Thing
Nang King Massacre

Nang King Massacre

November 24, 2021

A man goes into a Doctor, he says "Doc, I'm depressed, I don't think I can take it anymore, I've been thinking about killing myself". The Doctor says "Pierrot the Clown is performing tonight, that should cheer you up."

The show is sold out, the man instead spends his money on the surething.money Patreon. He necks himself, but his credit card doesn't expire until 2025 so it works out pretty good for us and we make a bit extra when I don't need to buy a t-shirt.

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Blue Light Brothel

Blue Light Brothel

November 7, 2021

Taking over Brigadoon one propaganda poster at a time. T-shirts now available.

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Bring Me My Machine Gun

Bring Me My Machine Gun

October 1, 2021

Debates become heated, dick-taties examined, judgement is passed. We're purging ourselves of our evils through bile and hate, spinning up the cult of personality and joining everybody down in the countryside to FASEA the music.

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Misterllaneous

Misterllaneous

August 27, 2021
Do you really identify with your gender? Give it some thought.
The Plague Doctors are doing a robbery, scouring the shelves for the Guinness World Records book and booking a ticket to join the Taliban on a team building exercise that will last the rest of their lives.
There are Chinese gulags where as many as 3 million Uyghur and other Muslim peoples have been detained.
 
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Ice Cream Cum

Ice Cream Cum

August 15, 2021

Self sucking through the glory hole in your face mask. Ouroblowus.

 

Released early on Patreon.

 

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Please, Miss Gender Was My Father

Please, Miss Gender Was My Father

August 4, 2021

We've spent the last day digging a grave for ourselves and for you. This episode is a true car crash - curly dick and his robotic friend are finally in together in person. The thin veil of sobriety burns away around 1:20. Play quickdraw with a murderer, make no noise during sex and remember, it's not phobic because you aren't afraid of anything.

 

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Behind the Curtain

Behind the Curtain

July 12, 2021

Get your real estate license through repetitive concussion and CTE. Nobody is impressed by your expensive curtains when you made all your money importing and exporting brake discs for farming equipment. Council pick up is a permanent fixture are your neighbour's front lawn - raise your fists and get in their face in an attempt to win your life back.

 

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Back to Basics

Back to Basics

May 16, 2021

Recorded in January.

 

Stop eating and watch the fat that comprises the majority of your personality disappear. It's a post-apocalyptic wasteland and we're the only podcast with the solution. Start a war, suck the tailpipe of a Ford Bronco and join the Patreon to get episodes early. Shot in the back of the head, left for dead, cheeseburger in one hand, fat fake milkers pushing up the dirt as you're lowered into the ground in your Greyhound coffin.

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Pussy Akimbo

Pussy Akimbo

April 27, 2021

Silviu loves us, Bernie is RIPping it up in heaven and even the audience plants are experiencing a sad quagmire of self-pity. Very wearisome with few redeeming qualities.

 

Are you in Perth? Andrew is performing at the Perth Comedy Festival. Shockingly he has not been featured on the front page of the website, but despite the best efforts of festivals around Australia to silence him, he has almost sold out his run at the the Regal Theatre. Tickets from https://www.perthcomedyfestival.com/event/andrew-wolfe-perth/.

He's also coming to Gold Coast/Brisbane at the end of May.

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Executive Decision

Executive Decision

April 3, 2021

Smashing through the trampoline that was supposed to save us from the depths of despair, the bounce has become a climb with nary an "R U Okay?". Ripped of karate kids and questionable wording from a couple of smug fucks. Green belts are now $35 and if you don't pay up we're gonna nick your coats.

 

See Wolfey live at MICF: comedyfestival.com.au/2021/shows/andrew-wolfe

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