Sure Thing

Missed Connections

Some guy massaging your wife's breast at the public access infinity pool to calm himself down.

 

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Rio Tinto Family

Mining your dying brain, getting the main vein drained.

I’ve Never Regretted Hurting Someone

You're a permanent observer at the United Nations General Ass-embly.

 

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Best Would to Have Never Shown at All

Derivative banana tricks for monkeys.

 

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Worry Tummy

All aboard, the Mate Ship is boarding and our final destination is Traumatic Bonding Experience. Bottoms up, dicks out, your legacy is weakness and your future is a medal for excellence in lawncare.

 

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Patreon Teaser | From Thine to Mine - How I Won the Divorce

A Big Pussy Monster novel.

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To achieve consistency in the Sure Thing schedule, we will be releasing 1x Sure Thing and 1x Patreon exclusive Sure Thing weekly. You'll see 30~ minute teaser cuts of the exclusive releases here. If you want more, Patrons get a feed with both full episodes.

 

Breaking the fourth wall for a moment, both of us enjoy making this piece of shit show immensely, even so we both hit some real bad burnout earlier this year. To avoid it happening again and so we can put out more Sure Thing, we're doing this.

Wasp Water Alchemist

Sniff a lemon, drink the wasp water and and lift yourself up, to tower eternal above your kids from way down in the ground. It's 3 demerits for evasion but a never ending joy to hook up to the car battery before the tube ends your sub-par alchemy altogether.

I jerked off 4 guys on my way here tonight, and boy are my arms tired.

 

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Flood Based Investment Strategy

Narrowly escape a deluge of child abuse, change your name and head to the airport as we ask "Where in the World is Roman Polanski?". Your buddy's out of prison selling hot pies.

 

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Pump Rotation

We are lifting you out of your ketamine haze for a girl's weekend to space. Hurry up and get your thongs on, we've only got 45 minutes before we need to be back at your mother's.

 

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