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This is a financial comedy podcast with Andrew Wolfe and Josh Armstrong. Sure Thing is irony. Our true views and beliefs exclusively reflect the values that you personally hold. Sure Thing is not a source of legitimate financial advice. You should consider seeking independent legal, financial, taxation or other advice from anybody else. http://surething.money
Episodes
Wednesday Jul 19, 2023
Best Would to Have Never Shown at All
Wednesday Jul 19, 2023
Wednesday Jul 19, 2023
Derivative banana tricks for monkeys.
Patreon exclusive episode. Hear the rest at http://patreon.com/surething.
Wednesday Jul 19, 2023
Worry Tummy
Wednesday Jul 19, 2023
Wednesday Jul 19, 2023
All aboard, the Mate Ship is boarding and our final destination is Traumatic Bonding Experience. Bottoms up, dicks out, your legacy is weakness and your future is a medal for excellence in lawncare.
Full episodes on the Patreon feed at https://www.patreon.com/surething.
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Friday Jul 14, 2023
Patreon Teaser | From Thine to Mine - How I Won the Divorce
Friday Jul 14, 2023
Friday Jul 14, 2023
A Big Pussy Monster novel.
Patreon exclusive episode. Hear the rest at http://patreon.com/surething.
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To achieve consistency in the Sure Thing schedule, we will be releasing 1x Sure Thing and 1x Patreon exclusive Sure Thing weekly. You'll see 30~ minute teaser cuts of the exclusive releases here. If you want more, Patrons get a feed with both full episodes.
Breaking the fourth wall for a moment, both of us enjoy making this piece of shit show immensely, even so we both hit some real bad burnout earlier this year. To avoid it happening again and so we can put out more Sure Thing, we're doing this.
Wednesday Jul 12, 2023
Wasp Water Alchemist
Wednesday Jul 12, 2023
Wednesday Jul 12, 2023
Sniff a lemon, drink the wasp water and and lift yourself up, to tower eternal above your kids from way down in the ground. It's 3 demerits for evasion but a never ending joy to hook up to the car battery before the tube ends your sub-par alchemy altogether.
I jerked off 4 guys on my way here tonight, and boy are my arms tired.
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Sunday Mar 05, 2023
Wednesday Mar 01, 2023
Flood Based Investment Strategy
Wednesday Mar 01, 2023
Wednesday Mar 01, 2023
Monday Jan 16, 2023
Pump Rotation
Monday Jan 16, 2023
Monday Jan 16, 2023
We are lifting you out of your ketamine haze for a girl's weekend to space. Hurry up and get your thongs on, we've only got 45 minutes before we need to be back at your mother's.
Video on the Patreon
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Monday Nov 07, 2022
MSN Virgin
Monday Nov 07, 2022
Monday Nov 07, 2022
lol u up? rents rnt hme. u wna drnk drve 2 myn n freek owt n bolt b4 u cn nock on my door? wldnt it be so randm if u gt in our van n cam wit us 2 da farm? we hav drugs i promis itl be siii1ck!1
no? lol k ttyl
Video eps on Patreon
Friday Oct 21, 2022
Hotel Ibis
Friday Oct 21, 2022
Friday Oct 21, 2022
The Moon God is angry.
Somebody screwed up their audio, so Somebody Else had to spend 20 hours fixing it in the edit. Thank you for your patience.
Jeffrey Dahmer & Greg has finally come to life. See the trailer: https://youtu.be/a87iquHJpo8.
Watch Sure Thing with your eyes at our Patreon.
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Friday Oct 07, 2022
Balinese Mod Chipper
Friday Oct 07, 2022
Friday Oct 07, 2022
Win a ticket to the Balinese mod shop, fire up the PS1 and stuff a baggie up your bum. Don't be a bad mule, we've racked up the fun and left you some.
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